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<[Potty]> ahhhhhhhhh do I really have to tell about my sexxx life? X_X
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> PREACH!
<newt> >:| you're the only one in here who we can INSTIG8
<[Potty]> Uhh we started dating Feb 2005
<[Nik_]> omgz
<[Nik_]> hizt0ry
<[Nik_]> i dunno
<[Potty]> haha
<[Potty]> And dated for lyke 2 months and had "Sex" or whatever you want to call it and broke up
<[Potty]> Do you need more details?
<[Potty]> We went to his friends house
<newt> yah the "sex" paht
<[Potty]> after track practice
<[Potty]> and listened to music
<[Potty]> our song was "O" by Omarion
<Dev> (dirty jazz music starts playing in the backround)
<newt> ooo kewl
<[Potty]> because my middle name starts with an O
<newt> AWE <$
<[Potty]> and then we were in the floor
<newt> <O
<Morgie> so does orgasm
<[Potty]> and
<[Potty]> haha
<Dev> so does Oliveoil
<[Potty]> I said he has lips like a white boy
<Morgie> true
<[Potty]> cuz he's mixed
<[Potty]> and then he pretended to get mad at me
<[Potty]> and went into the bed room
<[Potty]> and got on the bed
<newt> ooooo
<[Potty]> and someone told me to go in there and talk to him
<[Potty]> so I did
<Dev> nik aint talkin
<newt> which one played the gurl
<Dev> i WONDAH WHAT he doin
<[Potty]> and...the rest
<[Potty]> yah
<[Potty]> haha
* [Nik_] stops maztab8ing
<[Potty]> lmao
<[Nik_]> IM HURR
<Dev> good
<newt> WHO WAS ON BOTTOM
<Dev> no cream on they keys
<[Potty]> we switched multiple times
<[Potty]> we didn't have intercourse
<[Nik_]> wait did you do ANAL?????????????????/
<[Nik_]> ok
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> sorreh, I aint takin iT UP the ass
<Morgie> it was oral yp
<[Nik_]> cuz thats nASTY omgaidsz
<Dev> anyone got a tissue
<newt> that's STEAMY
<[Potty]> and then we kept kissing
<[Potty]> making out
* [Nik_] hands devin a tissue
<[Nik_]> I DO
<Dev> i gotsa sneeze
<[Potty]> and touching each other
<newt> AWE
<[Potty]> GRINDING
<Dev> influenza
<[Nik_]> did you both blow eACHoTHAh
<[Potty]> and then he pulled my shirt up and my pants down
* Dev applies nasal spray
<newt> doi he said that
<[Potty]> hehez
<[Potty]> BLOW JOB
<[Nik_]> um FUCK. yOU.
<Dev> ok he lyin
<[Nik_]> okay CunTINUE
<[Potty]> I didn't go down on him
<blackwind> did he wear a jacket?
<[Potty]> Lmfao
<Dev> rofl
<Dev> blackwind
<newt> what the fuck
<[Potty]> a jacket for what?
<newt> i dont get it
<[Potty]> nooo
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> the gay octagon cluB
<newt> what else did you d0
* Leach_C has quit IRC (Cya )
<Morgie> mmm gurl, this is why i watch Queer as Folk!
<Dev> Motor-ed WHATS YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Nik_]> omg i seen that show once!
<newt> WHO CAME FIRST?! :D
<[Potty]> :S
<Morgie> great show ^^
<[Nik_]> i downloaded it by accident *shiftyeYeZ* no surriously id id
<[Potty]> Meeee
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> AWE <O
<[Nik_]> did you SWALLOW!?
<newt> lmfao
<[Potty]> No. I didn't go down on HIM
<newt> NO MESS :D
<[Potty]> Omg
<[Nik_]> SWALLOWING CAN PREVENT CANCER. MAD DOG POSTED AN ARTICLE :)
<[Potty]> I cummed in his mouth
<[Potty]> on accident
<[Potty]> :S
<[Potty]> lmao
<Dev> omg i just got so horny i tried suckin my own cock and i barfed on it
<newt> did you have to clean it up
<[Potty]> and then he spit it back up on my stomach
<[Potty]> yahz
<[Nik_]> omg BAD POTTY! dont cum in peoples moUTH >:|
<[Nik_]> NOT. NICE.
<[Potty]> :(
<[Potty]> with a washcloth or something
<newt> ah
<newt> did he clean it?
<[Potty]> and I was supposed to be at home. I lost track of time
<[Nik_]> omg *takes noteS*
<[Potty]> No, I did.
* Dev opens his mouth
<[Nik_]> lmao devin
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> <Dev> omg i just got so horny i tried suckin my own cock and i barfed on it
<[Potty]> And I was like, "shit I gotta go home."
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<Dev> hahahahaha
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Potty]> So we finished up
<[Nik_]> *just cummed in someones mouth* I HAVE TO GO MOMMAS COOKIN COLLA GREENS :)
<[Potty]> and he tried to kiss me
<[Potty]> and I was like, "Ewwww no."
<Dev> rofl
<newt> so romantic >D
<[Potty]> cuz he had that stuff in his mouth
<Dev> blackpeople and colla greens
<newt> lmfao
<[Nik_]> omg it tastes good
<Morgie> ahaha
<[Nik_]> jayKAY
<[Potty]> So then I walked back to the school
<[Potty]> cuz it was right up the street
<[Nik_]> in the gh3tt0?
<newt> *cums all over face* "KISS ME" "EW NO BITCH" *runs home*
<[Potty]> and I call my mom and I'm lyke, "Mom, track meet is over."
<[Potty]> Lol no
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Potty]> So she comes to pick me up
<[Potty]> The end. ^_^
<newt> haha
<Dev> mommy black meat is over
<Dev> what son?
<[Nik_]> omg mizcheviouZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
* Morgie claps
<Dev> track meet?
<[Nik_]> lmfao black meat
<newt> does she know what you did?
<Morgie> good storeh
<[Potty]> rofl
<[Nik_]> rofl
<newt> lmfao
<[Potty]> No
<newt> good one devin
<newt> PROPz
<[Nik_]> black meat iS IN MY MOUTH
<newt> rofl
<[Potty]> But then the next day my mom took us out to eat. (my sisters and I)
<[Potty]> and we were talking about sex
<Morgie> who wants triscuits?
<[Nik_]> omg theres more
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> and she's like, "Alex, have you had sex?"
<[Nik_]> i hate triscuits. ew
<[Nik_]> whtd u say
* Morgie sits back down
<Dev> DRAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA
<[Nik_]> were u like NO *shifty EYEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
<[Potty]> "No, mama."
<newt> lmao
<newt> LIEZ
<Dev> i came
<[Nik_]> NO MAMA NIGGA
<[Potty]> haha
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> haha
<Dev> i came to the resteraunt you were at*
<[Nik_]> omgzz
<[Potty]> And then we lyke broke up on our 2 month anniversary
<[Nik_]> tell us about your other sexual endeavours
<newt> "does oral count?" *cums all over little sister*
<[Nik_]> omg sad :( okay tell us the other fuck stories
<[Potty]> haha
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<Dev> im a virgin :D YAY
<[Nik_]> this is only like the 3rd sex story i ever heard
<newt> yeah potty THIS IS ENLIGHTENING
<[Nik_]> and like one of them didnt count
<[Potty]> Hmm. Would you count oral as losing virginity?
<[Potty]> WHO KNOWS
<[Nik_]> cuz all it was is like "yah he put a condom on but it was INSIDE OUT so we didnt have sex"
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> n i was like :| boring
<Dev> rofl
<Dev> hahaha
<[Potty]> lmfao
<newt> yah potty, do you have any othah storiez
<[Nik_]> yah
<newt> THESE GET ME HOT. AS. HELL.
<[Nik_]> even if its with guys I STILL LIKE IT dontquotemeonthat:|
<[Potty]> Um, I guess so.
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> YAY
<newt> *gets out lube*
<Dev> its allready tattooed on my anus
<[Nik_]> lmao newt
<[Potty]> But that was the most intersting
<[Nik_]> werE SO BiSEeXUAL RIGh TNoW loLZ!111111
<newt> *uses bacon grease as lube*
<newt> MMMMMM
<[Nik_]> whats tattooed on yo anus? Oo
<[Nik_]> lmao
<newt> GOOD SHIT
<[Potty]> Hmm. A long tyme ag0z
<[Potty]> rofl
<[Nik_]> OINK ONK MOTHERFUCKER *sticks dick in pigs mouth*
<newt> rofl
<[Potty]> I had a crush on a guy
<Dev> uses honey mustard as lube
<[Nik_]> mah MEATS BETTAH THAN yoZ
<[Potty]> but I thought he was straight
<[Potty]> and then
<[Potty]> one dai
<[Nik_]> omg honey mustard=the SExz
<Dev> i no
<[Nik_]> one dai he fuCKE DYOU!?
<[Potty]> um
<[Potty]> haha
<[Potty]> nooo
<newt> WHAT HAPPENED
<[Potty]> hold on
<newt> i MUST KNOW
<[Potty]> it's hard to remember
<[Nik_]> i thought he was str8..until he put his cock in my mouth
<[Potty]> this happened awhile back
<Dev> morgie's like WTF
<newt> did you just jack each other off?
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> oh and we were giving wet willies
<Morgie> nah
<[Nik_]> yeah shes not talkin
<newt> because that'd be cool
<[Nik_]> i think shes barfing
<newt> lmao
<Morgie> i heard all this before...
<[Potty]> he stuck his finger in my ear
<[Nik_]> lmao wtf
<Morgie> well, not from him
<newt> ew
<[Potty]> and then he licked my face
<[Nik_]> newt that would NOT be cool WTF
<Dev> mmm wet willy
<newt> YES IT WOULD
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> so I licked his face back
<[Nik_]> WET WILLY!!!!!!! *licks face* WHAT THE FUCK DOUCHE
<[Potty]> and then he started kissing me
<[Potty]> AT MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE. Ohhh me
<newt> then did you start jerking each other odd?
<[Potty]> and so
<[Nik_]> lmao
<newt> off*
<[Potty]> haha no
<Morgie> dang
<[Nik_]> um newt LET HIM TELL THE STORY GAWD!!!!
<newt> :| OKAY NOT INTERESTING
<[Potty]> And then we got under some sheets
<Dev> eww yo grandpa?
<[Nik_]> knai
<[Nik_]> *lmao
<[Potty]> no
<[Potty]> GAWD
<newt> lmfao
<[Nik_]> omgzzzz0r
<newt> rofl
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> and made out
<[Potty]> and then
<newt> how old were you?
<[Potty]> he tried to go down on me
<Morgie> ooooOOOOoooo
<[Nik_]> *grandpa comes in with wrinkley dick and balls sagging to floor* HELLO ALEX *licks dentures*
<newt> lmfao
<[Potty]> I was like, "nooo" cuz I had never did this before
<[Potty]> this was at 14 years old
<newt> ooo
<[Potty]> like 2 years ago
<[Nik_]> omg you SLUT.
<Morgie> wow
<[Nik_]> >:|
<[Potty]> both of them were at 14 actually
<Dev> them?
<[Potty]> stories
<Dev> oh lawd
<Dev> oh
<Dev> o
<newt> well you coulda AT LEAST jerked off in front of each other
<Dev> k
<[Nik_]> ive never had anything THAT arousing happen to me. tha lyke craziest thign i did was make out in a carnival ride >:|
<newt> NOT GAT AT ALL
<[Potty]> And then we stahhted a relationship
<newt> GAY*
<[Potty]> and we went to parks
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> CIRCLE JERK withonlytwopeople
<[Potty]> and went to the bathroom
<[Potty]> hehez
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> and in back of vans
<[Nik_]> um sick.
<[Nik_]> jaykayh
<[Potty]> and did tha NASTY
<[Nik_]> wellnotreally
<[Nik_]> thatissick
<Dev> urinal sexxxxxxxx
<[Nik_]> you did do the nasty?
<[Potty]> um, no.
<[Nik_]> DETAILz on the nasty part
<[Nik_]> oh
<newt> wait DETAILZ
<[Nik_]> >:|
<Morgie> jesus lawd
<newt> :|
<[Nik_]> false adverTISiNG
<[Potty]> ahhhhhhhicantremembereverything
<newt> did you jack off on his face?
<newt> NOT GAY
<[Nik_]> omg im not gonna sleep tonight
<Morgie> you guys are dorks
<[Potty]> Ew, no.
<[Nik_]> im gonna be thinking of spenser SUCKIN POTTYS DICK
<[Nik_]> jaykAY
<newt> lmfao
<[Potty]> hahahahahaa
<Dev> oh lawd
<[Potty]> We just did stuff
<newt> like jack off?
<[Potty]> and that was one of my first times
<newt> *takes notez*
<Dev> pin the tail on the anus
<[Nik_]> wow if anyone has done anything REMOTELY as crazy as potty press 2
<[Potty]> lmfao
<newt> .......1
<Morgie> 7
<[Nik_]> lmao
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> 5
<Dev> 2
<Morgie> lol
<[Nik_]> no 8
<[Nik_]> ITS MY FAVORITE NUMBER
<[Potty]> 69
<newt> lmao
<Dev> i went to steak and shake...
<[Potty]> hahaha
<Dev> and i ordered 2 fries
<Dev> instead of one
<newt> wow FATTY
<[Nik_]> and you shoved them in someones cunt?
<Dev> creamy hands anyone?
<newt> did you jack off into them?
<newt> AND EAT THEM
<Dev> rofllll
<[Nik_]> and FEED THEM TO YO GRANDMA
<Dev> hahahaha
<[Potty]> Chinese sperm!?
<newt> MMMMMMMMMMMM
<[Nik_]> omg SOy SAuZE
<[Potty]> is brown
<[Potty]> hahaha
<[Nik_]> so is yo skin
<newt> lmao
<Dev> well lets jsut say i spent an interesting afternoon at potty's grandparent's house
<[Nik_]> and my po0p
* Dev pushes potty's fro back
<[Potty]> I swear an asian didn't ejaculate on me
<[Nik_]> lmao
<newt> DETAILz
<[Nik_]> ONE TIME AT POTTYS HOUSE *Flashback to grandma cumming on face*
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> *grandpa
<[Potty]> rofl
<[Potty]> Ew sick
<[Potty]> haha
<[Nik_]> is yo grandpa sexy
<[Nik_]> tell him to call me
<[Nik_]> RAWR
<Dev> Grandma...? IM MAKIN GRITS JUST GRITS NOW HUSH UP
<[Potty]> I haven't seen my grandpa in a long time
<[Nik_]> lmao
<newt> PENIS GRITZ
<[Nik_]> is he dead?
<[Potty]> No
<[Nik_]> oMg wheres is he burieed
<[Nik_]> *neCRoPHEliA*
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> but he lives in Virginia
<newt> rofl
<Dev> Vagina?
<[Nik_]> omg *giggles*HEHEHEHEHHEHE
<[Potty]> I'm going to see him for Father's Day though. ^_^
<newt> omg anne's vagina
<[Nik_]> HEHEHEHEHEE*givesbirth*
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> lmao
<newt> soo did anything else happen potty?
<[Nik_]> yeah
<[Nik_]> i need somethin to get me hard
<Dev> besides morgie
<newt> lmao
<Dev> ;]
<[Nik_]> lmao what?
<newt> are you serious nik?
<[Nik_]> the FUCK
<[Potty]> Um yeah
<[Nik_]> no
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Potty]> but those aren't as interesting
<[Nik_]> i was jay kaying
<[Nik_]> doy
<[Nik_]> >:|
<newt> oh
<[Nik_]> omg poTTEH tell em anywayszzzzzzz0r
<[Potty]> hahah I. Am. A. Whore.
<Morgie> i saw two birds doing it once....
<newt> NO YOURE NOT okaykinda
<Morgie> lol
<[Potty]> omg I dont even remember
<[Nik_]> so umm spense is the only one youve ever like had anay sexual thing with?
<[Potty]> haha morgie
<[Nik_]> RELEASE THE DOVES
<Morgie> swear
<Dev> what kind of birds
<[Nik_]> *doves fuck*
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> Nope
<newt> *shoots birds*
<[Potty]> he's not the only one
<newt> *dove cum EVERYWHERE*
<[Nik_]> um okay then youve suCked other peoPLES DICKS?
<[Nik_]> lmao
<Dev> morgie hwat kid of birds
<newt> oo then EXPLAIN THE OTHER TIMEZ
<Morgie> they were doves... and then the next day, bluebirds were gettin kinky by my house!
<[Potty]> gahh I lost my virginity at 10 or 11 and I didn't meet Spenser until I was 14
<newt> PLZ :|
<[Nik_]> i mean have you like had any kind of sex with someone eslse? IF SO EXPLAIN PLZ
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> PLZ. :| I REALLY NEED. TO. KNOW.
<newt> DE. TAILz.
<newt> :|
<Dev> ooh kiddie pornoz
<[Nik_]> rofl
<newt> you gotta tape this shit
<newt> surriously
<[Nik_]> *home movie of potty at age 10* *grandpa walks in with crisco* LUBE UP PARTNER :)
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Potty]> eww
<newt> *grandma shoves cane into ass*
<Dev> but grandpa wheres the saddle?
<[Potty]> Omg I cunt even remember all of my sexual experiences
<[Potty]> I've had too many
<[Potty]> But those 2 were the best. ^_^
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<newt> AwE
<newt> those were SO ROMANTIC
<[Nik_]> <newt> *grandma shoves cane into ass* lmfao
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Nik_]> yah i know
<newt> so sweet <%^$^%#$
<newt> AWE
<Dev> can i get rights to the novel
<[Nik_]> *cums in mouth* *tries to kiss* GROSS! GO AWAY! EW! <---AWE^345636746436
<newt> lmao
<Dev> lmaO
<[Nik_]> *hits with baseball bat*
<[Potty]> And then I found out today that Spenser said he was going to ask me out again awhile back.
<[Nik_]> **CHICKEN LEG
<newt> *cum shoots across room* *breaks vase* CLEAN IT UP NIGGER
<newt> oo DRAMA
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> omg
<[Nik_]> i cant breathe
<[Potty]> But I dont know what I would have said. Probably No
<[Potty]> rofl
<[Nik_]> cuz spens's cock is in mah mouth
<[Nik_]> jAYKAY
<newt> lmfao
<[Potty]> hahahahha
<[Nik_]> omg why didnt you suck SPENSE!???????????????????
<newt> potty, those were so AROUSING
<[Potty]> cuz he's a giver
<[Potty]> not a reciever
<[Nik_]> oh :)
<Morgie> lol potty
<newt> AWE
<[Nik_]> CUTE
<[Nik_]> :)
<[Potty]> haha
* [Nik_] vomits profusely
<[Nik_]> jaykizzle
<NemesisD> wow what are you hookars still doing up
<newt> does that mean YOU'd be the one shoving your dick into his crEViCeZ?
<Dev> rofl
<Dev> u missed EVERYTHING
<[Nik_]> listening to SHENANIGANZZZZZzz
<[Potty]> Yah, but I didn't.
<[Potty]> I mean
<[Potty]> we dry humped
<[Potty]> but that's ALL
<newt> how?
<[Nik_]> no that would make spense the reciever
<[Nik_]> DOY
<newt> DE. TAILZZZZz
<[Nik_]> if spense is a giver hed FUCK POTTY UP THE ASS >:| STUPID CUUNT
<[Potty]> Clothes on
<[Potty]> wait, he's both then
<[Nik_]> no tell about the other blowjobz n stuff
<newt> ooo WHO WAS THE RECIEVER IN THE DRY HUMPZ :D
<NemesisD> dude anyone listen to loveline tonight
<[Potty]> He gives blow jobs and recieves it up tha ASS
<[Nik_]> NO
<[Nik_]> WE
<[Nik_]> DIDNT
<newt> OFFTOPIC :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|
<[Nik_]> :|:|:|:|:|
<Morgie> not really
<[Potty]> I dont do that last one
<Dev> i did
<[Nik_]> SHHH
<[Nik_]> lol
<NemesisD> are you guys that retarded that you can't talk about more than 1 thing at a time
<[Nik_]> yah
<NemesisD> jaysus
<newt> *is debating whether or not to kick out nemesis*
* [Nik_] has ADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddddd
<[Potty]> hahaha
<[Nik_]> lmao
<NemesisD> why don't you debate whether or not to fuck j00rself :D
<[Nik_]> robbiEZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpoopsmells
<Dev> Potty's Porn <my brainz
<NemesisD> ill talk to mrog
<Morgie> ooooooooooo
<Morgie> hey
<NemesisD> hi
<[Nik_]> oooh diSs
<[Nik_]> whatevah
<[Nik_]> okay potty have u ever sucked anYONE
<[Potty]> He was the reciever during dry humping.
<[Potty]> oMg yah. ::::::BLUSH:::::::
<NemesisD> all i was going to say was that AFI was on and this girl called in to say she gave herself a tattoo of davey from the band by cutting herself and pouring ink on it
<Morgie> whats the hullaballo on loveline?
<Dev> was it LONGNGGGGEr than yours
<NemesisD> thats all jeeze you nazis
<Morgie> ewwwwwwww
<[Nik_]> okay who did yoU SUCK and where and when and how
<newt> DEtailz :D
<[Potty]> hahhaha
<newt> this is interesting
<Morgie> she stole my idea!
<[Potty]> There's been a few people
<Morgie> thatcunt
<[Nik_]> okay well get started cuz i wanna go to bed eaqrly-ish
<newt> what were their namez?!
<[Potty]> Chris, Charlie, Joe, Quayshawn
<newt> lmao
<Dev> Quayshawn rofl
<[Potty]> Um, thats all I remember
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Potty]> so far
<[Nik_]> okay FUCK Quayshawn
<newt> *normal names then QUATSHAWN*
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> quayshawn lmao
<[Potty]> lmao that was his name
<newt> i believe it
<[Nik_]> Bob, Joe, Mike, DARiONOmARMauRiCE
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> lmfao
<Dev> roflllll
<[Potty]> OMG 1st kiss in public pool with everyone staring. NOT. MY. INTENTIONS.
<[Nik_]> AHHHHHHHHH
<[Nik_]> with a guY?
<newt> ew
<[Potty]> yes :S
<[Nik_]> wait have u ever had sexxXXXXXXXXxxxxxual rela8ons with a gurl?
<[Potty]> He jumped on my back
<newt> did you get a bonah?
<[Potty]> No
<[Potty]> No
<[Nik_]> omgz skandalz
<[Potty]> and kissed me
<[Potty]> and then I went underwater
<newt> how far have you gotten with lance?
<[Potty]> without telling him
<[Potty]> so he didn't get a breathe
<[Potty]> *breath
<[Nik_]> dETAILZ
<[Nik_]> you should fuck lance
<[Nik_]> hes pretTY SEXY
<[Potty]> Um no cause Lance is not gay.
<[Nik_]> WTF
<Dev> ahahaha funny
<NemesisD> lol denied
<Morgie> lol
<[Potty]> haha
<Dev> DIja suck off CODY
<newt> oh bummahz
<[Nik_]> well you didnt think that one guy was gay until he started lickin yo face
<newt> you should ask him
<[Potty]> Yah, I know
<NemesisD> licking faces is gay?
<NemesisD> shit
<[Potty]> He's going to say no.
<[Nik_]> yah if you licka guy
<[Nik_]> lol nem
<[Nik_]> DOY
<newt> sucK hiS DICK FIRST
<newt> then ask him
<Morgie> in certain situations lol
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<newt> then he'll say yes :)
<newt> AWE <%
<[Nik_]> UNZIP hiZ PANtZ AND SUCK. THAT> COCK. and then be like "are you gay?"
<[Nik_]> that wouLD BE fuNNEH LOLZzie
<newt> that's how ALL GOOD relationships begin
<[Potty]> It's easier at a younger age because kids dont really know that much about sex. When I say younger I mean 10-14
<[Nik_]> LolZzzzie mcguirE
<[Potty]> not Michael Jackson type thing
<NemesisD> take him to the movies and share a popcorn
<NemesisD> then cut a hole in the bottom
<[Nik_]> FUCK!.
<NemesisD> then suck his dick?
<[Nik_]> my stupid mom said i have to get off in like a minute >:| hurrY
<[Potty]> What?
<newt> DONT GET OFF THEN
<[Nik_]> yah but shes FURIOUS
<[Nik_]> notreally
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> haha
<newt> its almost 3 here HEHEHEH
<NemesisD> tell her to get to bed and stfu
<NemesisD> before you give her something to cry about
<newt> but these sex stories are t00 SCXCXCANDALOuZXZ
<[Potty]> haha. *publishes autobiography*
<newt> omg do it
<newt> i'd buy it
<[Nik_]> okay can you like seroiusly tell the story?
<newt> and CUM OVER EVERY PAGE
<[Potty]> ahhhhhh lol
<[Nik_]> cuz i really do have to go sooon
<[Nik_]> lolz
<[Potty]> What story?
<[Nik_]> of the other BLOWJOBZ n shyt
<NemesisD> the story of bagger vance
<Morgie> nik, go suck off a dude, THE END
<newt> surriously
<[Potty]> omg I dont remember how they started
<Dev> morgie is so SASSY
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> we were watching TV
<[Nik_]> um NO. :|
<Dev> HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyI
<newt> lmao
<Morgie> mhmmmm
<[Nik_]> HELL nawz
<newt> WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<[Potty]> omg nO i"ll tell the one about JOE
<Dev> im all sunburnt
<[Nik_]> lmao
<Dev> :O
<newt> okay sounds good
<NemesisD> OFF TOPIC NEWT
<[Potty]> ok we played this game called "House"
<[Nik_]> NO. CUNTINUE WITH QUAYSHAWN
<NemesisD> please stick to gay sex thanks
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> And you make a family
<[Nik_]> YES.
<Dev> ^rofl
<[Nik_]> :|
<[Potty]> a mom, dad, children and such
<Morgie> plz
<[Nik_]> yah
<newt> um my questioned pertained to his gay sex *rolleyes*
<[Potty]> And Joe was the dad...and I was the mom. :S
<Dev> ROFL
<Dev> ROFL
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<Dev> hahahahahahahaha
<[Nik_]> omg did you wear an apron
<[Nik_]> and high heeled shoes
<[Nik_]> and lipstick
<newt> so.... you're the one who took it?
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> and a wig
<NemesisD> house doesn't wear an apron
<[Potty]> no
<newt> or sucked it?
<newt> whateva
<NemesisD> he uses a cane
<[Potty]> SUckeD
<Dev> did you put ure gramma in a bib and a bonnet
<[Nik_]> yah his grandpa
<newt> ooo GOOD TO KNOW
<[Potty]> we put tha children to bed
<[Nik_]> you sucked him? how the fuck did that happen
<newt> did you have to wear a dress?
<newt> and a wig?
<[Potty]> no
<[Nik_]> shuTUP NEWT
<[Nik_]> SHUTUP
<newt> and a plastic vagina/
<newt> NOT GAY
<[Nik_]> DONTINTERRUPT
<[Nik_]> SHUTTHEFUCKUP
<Dev> didja goto the market to get some asparagus
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> No. Just my nomal clothes
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> asparagus
<[Potty]> plastic vagina. rofl
<newt> lmao
<newt> rofl
* [Nik_] shoves apsaragus up ass
<Morgie> if you douchebags are gonna ask, STFU so potty can talk
<Morgie> jesus
<[Nik_]> yah
<[Nik_]> suriusly newt
<newt> okay continue :)
<[Nik_]> shut up
<[Nik_]> >:|
<[Potty]> omg where wuz I
<[Nik_]> oMG WHERE
<[Nik_]> lol jk
<newt> the mom and dad shit
<Dev> and the asparagus
<[Nik_]> you put the kids to bed
<[Potty]> OH yah. Put children to bed
<newt> lmao
<Dev> rofl
<Dev> rofllllllLLl
<[Potty]> and then went into our "bedroom"
<newt> *transcribes chat*
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> omgz
<[Potty]> ewww
<[Potty]> dont
<[Potty]> haha
<[Nik_]> okay tell the story
<newt> continue
<[Nik_]> dont listen to newt
<NemesisD> goodnight kidz, daddy and daddy have to do grown up stuff
<[Nik_]> because hes obviously a FUCKTARD
<Dev> this is gonna be on MYSPACE hunnay
<[Nik_]> >:|
<[Potty]> Oh god I cant remember what happened next
<[Nik_]> lmfao
<[Potty]> we said something
<[Potty]> about sex
<[Nik_]> *posts blog on myspace* POTTYS SEX LIFE REVEALED
<[Potty]> "Mommies and daddies have to have sex"
<[Potty]> ahhhhh
<[Nik_]> did you both know eachother were geh?
<Dev> rofllllllllLLlLllLLl111!
<newt> *whispers* 'howbigisyourdick'
<[Potty]> No. I dont even think he was gay.
<[Potty]> Yo0 know how some guyz are
<newt> um HE PROBABLY WAS
<[Nik_]> lmao okay but he let you suck his dick? NigGAPLZ
<[Potty]> AnYthing for a BJ
<Dev> *whispers* ill only do it if you dont tell my pals
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Potty]> Lol. Some straight guys are like that.
<newt> *whispers* i painted my dick gold for you
<[Potty]> They'll let a gay guy give them a BJ
<newt> wow
<Morgie> BEEN THERE! lol
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> *holds plastic shovel up to throat* I'LL SUCK YOUR WEENIE IF YOU DONT TELL MOMMIEEEE *shoves binky in pussy*
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> rofl
<Dev> roflrofl
<[Nik_]> omg cuntinue
<newt> ah good times
<[Potty]> haha
<[Potty]> Ok last one.
<[Nik_]> GOOD TyMEZ poTTY GOT lAid AND WE ALL DIDNT :|
<[Potty]> With Devoyé
<[Potty]> that was his name
<Dev> ^who the fuck
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> We played "Doctor"
<Dev> potty your a hoe
<newt> who was the patient
<[Nik_]> devins like WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!11
<[Potty]> haha. He was hafl blaque half german
<[Potty]> He was
<[Potty]> I was the doctor
<newt> ooo
<[Nik_]> how the fuck is that possible
<[Potty]> who did the surgery
<[Nik_]> :|
<[Potty]> and feeling ^_^
<[Nik_]> did hitler fuck a nigga or something
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> inspection
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> hitler was AUSTRIAN >:|
<[Nik_]> OOPz
<[Nik_]> *cuts 6 times for tuesday*
<[Potty]> His dad was german
<Dev> i have to check your throat but im all outta popsicle sticks
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> omgZ then we played SpIn the B0ttl3
<[Nik_]> "...but i do have something thats wooden *shoves hard cockintoMOUTH*"
<[Potty]> hahha
<[Nik_]> omg for a sec i thought u said u played the sims
<[Nik_]> i was like omg hORnY GAME
<newt> haha
<[Potty]> lol
<newt> it is
<[Nik_]> notreally
<Dev> rofl i always make the ladies have sex when i play that game. :[
<[Nik_]> okayyeahalittlebit
<Dev> sims 2. = pornnnnn
<[Potty]> haha
<[Nik_]> MY DAD ALWAYS MAKES THE FIRST MOVE :) imean um..my..wife *shiFTyeEYz*
<newt> yah okay... this is GAY SEX talk
<newt> notsimz
<[Nik_]> FUCK. YOU.eventhoughyoureright:(
<Dev> i gave the sims to my friend :[
<[Nik_]> HWO COUDL YOU
<[Nik_]> *HOW COULD YOu
<[Nik_]> i thought jews didnt give anything away lolz
<Dev> she saw all the lesbian accounts i made rofl
<[Nik_]> omg you perV
<[Potty]> hahaha
<Dev> WHATEVAH
<[Nik_]> okay potty where are you CONTINUE THE STORY
<[Nik_]> im DYING HERE
<[Potty]> I dont remembah
<newt> THINK
<Dev> Quayshawn
<Dev> hurry
<[Potty]> THE. END.
<newt> okay he was the patient THE END.
<NemesisD> gottagotobed bye
<[Potty]> Omg I already talked about Quayshawn.
<Dev> andelay andelay
<[Nik_]> iios
<newt> AWE IM AROUSED notreally
<Dev> talk about chris
<[Nik_]> you sayd you were playing doctor or something
* NemesisD has quit IRC (Quit: night )
<Dev> or joe
<[Nik_]> or Jamal
<[Nik_]> or Omar
<newt> or mike
<newt> lmao
<newt> or kunta
<Dev> or the cast of Sistah Sistah
<[Potty]> Quayshawn was the one who licked my face and I thought he was straight
<[Potty]> hahaha
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> or DENZEL WASHINGTOMOMGZzzzzzzZ
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> hehehe
<newt> what about bIll CosBy
<Dev> or UPN
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> omg I didn't fuck the whol3 world
<[Nik_]> omg DON KING hes SeXy
<newt> MMM EAT YO PUDDIN *cums all over pottys face*
<Dev> what about ruben STUDard
<[Nik_]> idunnowhothefuckthatis
<[Nik_]> rofl
<[Potty]> lmfao
<[Nik_]> JELLO SNAXXxxxxxxxXxporno
<[Potty]> hahaha
<Dev> oh lawd
<Dev> whyd you play house?
<[Potty]> omg you're so late
<[Nik_]> did you ever shove jello in someones ass and then tell them to fart it out and get it into yo mouth?
<[Potty]> Um, cuz we were bored
<[Potty]> Iguess. I cant remember
<[Nik_]> ew you did?
<[Nik_]> diSGUSTing.
<[Potty]> But that was the game all children played when they wanted sex in my neighborhood
<newt> lmao
<Dev> did you sharpen yo pencils in his ass
<[Potty]> LMfao. No nik
<[Potty]> nope
<Dev> roflrofl nik
<Dev> aqhhahhahahahaha
<Dev> ima pee
<[Nik_]> omg i smell bad again wtfniggerpottyjewdevin
<newt> um DEODORANT >:|
<Dev> FUCK ME
<[Potty]> What. The. F***********
<[Nik_]> i wish i was a minority now it seems like the HIP thing to do
<[Nik_]> its not cool to be white anymore
<[Nik_]> :(
<[Nik_]> cuz the niggas dont include you
<[Nik_]> in their barbeques
<[Potty]> omgI just gave blackwind masturbation material for tonight
<newt> lmao
<Dev> ahaha
<[Potty]> lmao
<Dev> and puddin
<newt> you gave us ALL masturb8ion material
<[Nik_]> omg he doesnt need any
<Morgie> maybe if you stopped calling them niggers nik
<[Potty]> hahaha
<[Nik_]> matt already gets lyke soo much action in his basement
<[Nik_]> lmao morgie
<[Nik_]> well um..its hard not to. LOLz
<[Nik_]> they call eachother niggas anyway >:|
<Dev> morgie is the Sassiest Bitch i know
<[Nik_]> theyre like hey nigga "hey nigga" n im like HEY NIGGA *gets shot*
<[Potty]> Not all of them.
<Dev> i ruv roo
<[Nik_]> yah they doO
<Morgie> thanks Scoob
<[Nik_]> my niggas do
<[Potty]> I don't.
<Dev> nigger is a word
<[Potty]> lmao
<Dev> so is cock
<Morgie> yes, it is, now kindly shove it
<[Potty]> So is footupyoASS
<[Nik_]> i actually rarely say nigger in real life *SHOCKER*
<[Nik_]> unless im talking to newtlolz
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> but yah the only time i say nigga like in real life....a nigga is always right behind me :|
<Dev> my school is mostly black. if i said nigger id be in one of potty's stories.
<Morgie> yeah Nik, you're all fuckin talk
<[Nik_]> psh]
<[Nik_]> i can walk AND TALK
<[Potty]> Haha. I dont even think I've said that word 10 times since I've been living.
<[Nik_]> well obviously:|
<Dev> say it ten times and Niggerjuice will appear
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Potty]> lmaoooooo
<newt> lmao
<[Nik_]> omg say it 5 times in the mirror and Tupac will appear
<[Nik_]> OMGz
<[Potty]> rolf
<[Nik_]> he'll bite your eyes out with his griLL
<Dev> oh lawd lamo
<[Potty]> haha
<Dev> has anyone sucked yo cock with a grill in
<[Nik_]> lmao
<[Nik_]> Potty: TAKE THE GRILL OFF ITS CHAFING >:|
<Dev> im guessing that would take the taste away kinda like canned soda
<newt> yah
* Dev dances the dance of the river
<[Potty]> no
<[Nik_]> i h8 canned soda but its all i can afford :( *cuts coupons and shoves into alyssas 17 year old cunt*
<newt> lmao
<newt> rofl
<[Nik_]> ALMOST LEGAL:D:D:D:D:
<[Potty]> lmao
<newt> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<Dev> lmco
<[Nik_]> ~raven
<Morgie> canned soda, as opposed to fresh soda
<[Nik_]> hehEz
<Morgie> from the soda market
<[Nik_]> bottled soda, morgie
<[Nik_]> lolziez
<[Nik_]> oh j00
<Dev> the well of soda
<[Nik_]> **half j00
<[Potty]> hahaha
<Dev> WATCH OUT SAMARA Likes the Spritez
<[Nik_]> fountain of SoDAAAaaahmy
<Morgie> ahhahaha! you!
<[Potty]> j00/j3rman mixxxx
<[Nik_]> rofl dEVIn
<[Nik_]> OMG I WANT SPRITE *samara bites head off*
<Dev> omgzzz!!!!111
<[Potty]> hahahaha
<[Nik_]> AHHH SCURREH
<Dev> nik watch this youll like it
<Dev> http://youtube.com/watch?v=TA1TIFqWubg
<newt> omg it's 3am X_X
<[Potty]> Omg. I need to go though. It's aftuh 3AM
<[Potty]> ahhh twiNz
<newt> haha
<Dev> is Quayshawn there?
<[Nik_]> *w8s ten years to load
<Morgie> 5 after!
<newt> lmao
<[Potty]> ok, byeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE~raven